Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Victoria’s Secret uses Adriana Lima’s ribs and hip bones to sell perfume

    It's "Incredible" Victoria's Secret could make Adriana Lima's body even less humanly attainable.
It's "Incredible" Victoria's Secret could make Adriana Lima's body even less humanly attainable.
Don’t worry ladies,Victoria’s Secretvalues more thanbig breasts.
They also really revere protruding bones and concave abdomens.

Seriously, what isthis?
Delighted to receive some V.S. coupons in the mail (yes, I’m an “Angel V.I.P.”credit card carrier), my glee quickly turned to shock as I was assaulted byAdriana Lima’s prominent ribcage.
Whether this is a case of Photoshop gone bad, or a true representation of Adriana’s bone-thin body (which somehow boasts abountiful, symmetrical bosom), it’s all kinds of wrong.15 CT ROUND DIAMOND TENNIS BRACELET - VS1/2
It’s bad enough that Victoria’s Secret insists on narrowly defining “sexy” in terms of supermodel standards. But now the supermodels aresuperhuman, and we’re expected to aspire to the ridiculous bar they’ve set (0% body fat, disproportionately full breasts, and a constant look of desire somewhat comparable to a that of a cat in heat).
See ladies, Victoria's Secret believes "sexy" comes in all shapes and si--oh no, wait, nevermind.
See ladies, Victoria's Secret believes "sexy" comes in all shapes and si--oh no, wait, nevermind14k Yellow Gold Bezel Solitaire Natural Diamond Necklace (G, SI1, 1.25 ct)-Certificate of Authenticity

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